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Andrea Savage

Ten Things You Don’t Know About Women: Andrea Savage

The Step Brothers actress on how to get laid at weddings and nine other things you don’t know about women.

1. Wedding rings need to be sparkly to remind us not to have sex with other people.

2. Completely shaving your genitals does not make them look bigger. It just makes you look gayer.

3. And if you do shave it all off, fair warning is essential. Otherwise, it’s as startling as a hairless cat jumping out of your pants. And no one looks sexy being startled in the nude.

4. Murdering someone because he snores should be admissible in a court of law.

5. We hate baby showers as much as you assume a sane person would.

6. After being married, hearing “You’re hot!” from a total stranger means a hundred times more than hearing it from your husband.

7. If teenage boys knew that no matter what they look like, knowing how to dance will get them laid at every wedding they attend in their twenties, cotillions would be wait-list only.

8. We don’t understand your fascination with boobs, but we’re happy you have it.

9. A rebound relationship has only one true purpose: Just be interesting enough to keep me from having sex with my ex.

10. We love that you are reading this to learn more about us. You’re adorable.

Just imagine that!!!

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An ordinary citizen living, laughing, learning and loving life to it's fullest. A mother of two adorable kids. A woman understanding how the world can so nice and yet mean An adventurer of some sort of any sort.. Loves sunrise and sunsets, photography, the beach, being with family and friends, organizing a party, lending a hand, get to know me and you won't let me go or leave your side. Gotta be healthy, be happy and love endlessly. Ciao!

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